Fabian Prewett and the Naughty Captain
For
50harlequins 1. Pirate King and Captive
Author's Note: This is crack to the highest crack power. Everyone is being abused without permission and there's nothing even vaguely cannon about any of it.
( We kindle and char, inflame and ignite//Drink up me hearties, yo ho//We burn up the city, we're really a fright//Drink up me hearties, yo ho//We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves//Drink up me hearties, yo ho//We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs//Drink up me hearties, yo ho//Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me )
Author's Note: This is crack to the highest crack power. Everyone is being abused without permission and there's nothing even vaguely cannon about any of it.
( We kindle and char, inflame and ignite//Drink up me hearties, yo ho//We burn up the city, we're really a fright//Drink up me hearties, yo ho//We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves//Drink up me hearties, yo ho//We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs//Drink up me hearties, yo ho//Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me )